Fly Lah!

Heard this today on Lumpur Approach North.

A/C: Lumpur Approach North, Asian Express xxxx squawking xxxx descending through FL140 and selamat tengah... ehm... petang sir.

ATC: Asian Express xxxx, identified, descent to 5000 feet, and belum tengah petang lagi... Petang baru je nak mula...
*giggles in the background*

A/C: Descent to 5000 feet, Asian Express xxxx.

After a couple of silent seconds:

Unidentified aircraft: Tak reti baca jam ke? Hahaha...

Wakakaka.... that funny!

always happen..side jokes when ur ass cant stand to sit more longer..hahah

Haha, luckily they did not keep on chatting

This one happened during the old days of flying school in WMKM.

ATC: Academy xxx, confirm your intentions for a touch and go or full stop?

A/C: Academy xxx, to land m'am.

ATC: Academy xxx, roger. Go around.

Happened to 1 of my juniors during his first few days of flying

A/C: Kota Bharu tower, APAC XX.

ATC: Go Ahead APAC XX

A/C: APAC XX overhead KB town, maintaining 1500ft and Uuhh.. Request visual with airfield.

ATC: APAC XX, unable to help you..

This didn't happen between pilot with ATC though, it's cadet and instructor

Student Pilot : Terima Kasih (with an Arabic accent since he's Arabic)
Flying Instructor : I have control!! (because he thought he said Kamikaze lol)
ATC : Sama-sama
Flying Instructor : Oh, ok...

Happened in MFA...

Acad A : Acad B this is Acad A requesting your position.
Acad B : Acad A, Acad B currently overhead Pulau Besar heading to Sumatera.
Acad A : Copy that... (The instructor laugh with pressing the mic)

Acad A and B I mentioned above are instructors...

Copied from somewhere...

PIC 1 ---> ground : Academy XXX request taxy for R239 A1 , 3 POB, 6hrs endurance in 9M-SKU.
Ground --->PIC 1: SAY AGAIN CALL SIGN.
PIC 1 --> ground : in 9M-SKU.
Ground--> PIC : SAY AGAIN CALL SIGN!
PIC 1--> Ground : Academy XXX request taxy for R239A1, 3POB, 6hrs endurance in 9M-SKU.
Ground --> PIC : SAY AGAIN CALL SIGN!!!! CALL SIGN!!!!
PIC 2---> PIC 1 : Ground asking you for Call sign.. so just tell them your call sign.
PIC 2--> ground : in 9M-SKU.
Ground--> PIC 2 : SAY AGAIN CALL SIGN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PIC 2 --> ground..: oopss..sorry.. is Academy XXX.


PIC 1: Academy XXX final.
Tower: Academy XXX go around.
PIC 1: @@?
PIC on a/c 2: Academy YYY final.
Tower: Academy YYY go around.
Tower: THERE'S A DOG ON THE RUNWAY. ALL AIRCRAFTS PLEASE GO AROUND.


PIC: MElaka Ground, this is academy XXX request..... DAH MAKAN?
Ground: Dah.. Academy XXX taxy..



PIC 1 on a/c 1 --> PIC on a/c 2: This is academy XXX , please report operating location.
PIC on a/c 2 ---> PIC 1 on a/c 1: Let's go to 123.45.
PIC 1 on a/c 1 who is in rush for teaching.. : .... Don't bother him...let's call ground
PIC 1 on a/c 1 --> ground : This is academy XXX. Position of academy YY is at coastline OR plushighway?
Ground ---> PIC 1 on a/c 1: Academy XXX report your position whether coastline OR plus high way.
PIC 1 on a/c 1 --> PIC 2 on a/c 1: report your position to let them know.
PIC 2 on a/c 1 : OK
PIC 2 on a/c 1 ---> ground : Academy XXX is now operating on coastline OR plus highway.
PIC 1 on a/c 1--> PIC 2 on a/c 1: WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE REPORTING?!! GROUND ASKING YOU , YOU OPERATING NEARBY COASTLINE / PLUS HIGHWAY..
PIC 1 on a/c 1 --> ground : Sorry.. operating nearby coastline, ACademy XXX.

Heard somewhere in Lumpur Control.

A Japanese airline was having troubles with navigating through VOR radials.

Suddenly an American pilot with strong American accent came on the radio.

"How did they manage to find Pearl Harbour?"

We were laughing like hell in the cockpit boy!

haha... what a nice joke.. keep it up guys..